Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The future of aviation!

So I was checking out some Have Your Say on BBC News and came across this. BBC was asking readers whether they believe tougher Airport Security. When i had them sorted by how many recommendations a comment has received i found the first three pages bitching about how Muslims are just ruining it for everyone and should basically dig a hole and lie in it. And wow, the number of people who are for racial profiling is like A LOT!

See people have suggested we run flights that are tied with religious affiliation. Muslims fly one plane, the rest of the world flies another? Or does each religion run their own thing?

So how bout we hand over the management of airplanes to religious authorities. So we have the Cross Airlines, the Crescent Airlines and the David Star Airlines.
As for the atheists i think we hand them over to the Church of Scientology, where in flight movies will all be Tom Cruise movies! Man they got the short stick didn't they?
We could have lie detector tests for each passenger to check his/her religious affiliation. The results would be valid for like 2 years and then need to be refreshed. Or if they stay in a different place for longer than 6 months it can also trigger some changes in affiliation.
Then we can hand out stickers that people can stick on their chests while in airports, that way each group can stick together, so that if one person explodes he only takes down his own people. Each groups will carry their symbol - atheists will have a pic of Tom Cruise :P lol!

And in 10 years time we can just compare the numbers of explosions and see.

Wouldn't planes then be a great way to meet prospective husbands/wives ?

I think the people on this Have your Say are on to something...


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