Sunday, June 07, 2009

Twisted Brain Trilogy - Part I

Trying to untangle the inner workings of my twisted brain is no easy feat! So I'm resorting to the interweb to at least rant about my brain's ability to take the most normal things and blow them - seriously blow - them out of proportions.
It's those things that make me 'special' and not in this endearing warm and fuzzy on the inside special, more like she needs strict observation special.
On a typical day I think about explosions about 5 times, and it's never when I'm asleep, it's when I'm completely awake, sane and lucid. I imagine what would happen if the car driving right in front of me explodes, what if the gas tank in our house explodes, what if the washing machine explodes while it's on it's fastest spin, before I go to bed i think what if the A/C exploded. I don't want anything to explode or anything, but the thought is always on my mind no matter how hard i stop myself from drifting in that directions.

I guess i have to have something wrong with me!

1 comment:

Fesh said...

Hehehehehe... whenever I find myself behind one of them big trailers carrying those long construction steel rods, I immediately switch lanes. I can't help but imagine if one breaks loose!

Of course, that's because you always hear in the news about those trailers and their accidents, but when was the last time you read about an exploding washing machine?! :D