Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I'm going to see Jerry Springer?

I received an unexpected email from Mr. Jerry Springer today!


Thank you for your Jerry Springer Show ticket request. Please read the following information in its entirety. You are presently booked for tickets on April 28th at 4:15pm, Arrival time is 3:30pm central standard time. You will be here for approximately three and a half hours from arrival time. Early departure is not permitted. Everyone must be 18 years or older and will be required to present valid, non- expired photo identification. We only accept the follow id's: Driver's license, state ID, passport or military ID. WE MAKE NO EXCEPTIONS! Your tickets will be held at the door under the out of state list. Please make sure everyone in your party is dressed nicely. We do not allow any logos, sports, jerseys, sports paraphernalia, hats, sweatshirts or sweatpants. Our address is 454 N. Columbus Drive we are located in the NBC Tower. If need to cancel a reservation call us at (312) 321-5366, once your reservation is booked you will not be contacted or have access to a phone representative. We hope you enjoy your visit to Chicago and the Jerry Springer Show experience.
* Please contact us if any handicapped accessibility is necessary.
* Please print this email and bring along.
* Please email us or call us if you cannot attend or need to change the date you were booked for.

Eric and I were planning to do that together...
Too bad that's not going to happen.

Anyone interested in some Jerry Springer Tickets?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know there are certain things that are out of your control and inevitable like:

a root canal
the fat smelly guy on the subway
the snooty queen waiter
the pervert checking you out at the gym

but why on earth would you subject yourself to Jerry? Even worse sit in his rabble?

Superluli said...

We thought it would be funny to sit at the back and laugh at the people - it seems entertaining
unless he decides to weigh us like i heard he did to his audience a while ago

Eric said...

I was just hoping to throw a chair at you, actually.

Sucks that you can't go though!

Next time we'll get tickets to Judge Joe Brown or Divorce Court...

Superluli said...

does that mean you'll sell me out and go without me Eric?

Kait said...

Eric has a season ticket pass

Superluli said...

hmm Eric, that toally ups your coolness level in my eyes...
(insert suggestive smile)

Eric said...

i am jerry springer