Wednesday, January 31, 2007

there's a whole lot of grey in the world...

.. so why does it bother people so much to be in the grey..
Some kick-ass girl is apparently involved with a non-Muslim guy and wants to marry him, but is afraid to tell her parents.
Typical story,,,happens a lot here.
Now marrying a non-Muslim to me doesn't seem like a bad idea, the less Muslim you are the less prone you are to growing a beard and wearing galabeya trois quarts. No matter what kind of Muslim you are, someone can come in and meddle in your brain and convince you that this superficial expression of personal beliefs is actually what Islam is all about. Now if you are not a Muslim then you have natural anti-bodies towards that disease-ridden way of thinking.
So YAY!
Marrying a non-Muslim guarantees also that your kids will accept and embrace both religions since they belong to both, this makes them less appealing to the ever growing anti-non-Muslims predators. So you might actually have a pretty decent kid!
Marrying a non-Muslim double's your feasts and presents! Which means on top of the Muslim eids (2), new year, prophet birthday you get Christmas, Easter, and new year or you get Hanukah (which apparently is only big on TV and not in real life) rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, etc.

Now say you are involved with a non-Egyptian or Arab then his family probably doesn’t give a rats ass what his ID says – hell his ID probably doesn’t say his religious affiliation. And even if they do care, they would be disappointed but won’t disown him (only our Egyptian parents think disowning is a logical course of action, bless their pretty little brains)
Now said individual can just convert on paper and you can avoid all the social scrutiny. And come judgment day you can make your case to god and see what happens.

If said individual is in fact Egyptian, then you move aboard – tell his parents that the girl has converted, tell her parents that the boy converted – and avoid putting both parents in the same room discussing this. Or you can just wait till you’re forty by then your parents will be happy you not marrying an ape – anyone would do!
But to be honest in that case – you are basically screwed – you gotta make a choice or move on.

The solution is all grey! Nothing is black and nothing is white – just a whole lotta grey, and it’s ok – grey’s in fashion this year – check Instyle magazine (it's in my bathroom library)

3 comments:

Nora said...

I completely agree with you babe... Marry a non-muslim...
Your kids have a higher chance of being normal, and you will be in fashion...
Could life be any better?
Love u!

estalytic said...

Hey ya loul :)
just a correction Hanukah is a big celebration for seven days (not just a big thing in TV)

I'm currently considering your alternative (tell the parents whatever to make them happy), but one of the other problems for us (Egyptians) to marry non-(Egyptians/Muslims/Arabic speakers) that big family life will just decay for this person. Meaning, it will be impossible to bring my girl/wife into one of those 50 people's family gathering, or we've to be wearing some masks and behaving as tourists.

Superluli said...

but aly after a while the novelty will wear off - it's a little inconvenient but not a big problem. you can still be happy ever after. She can adjust to your crazy noisy family and enjoy it - watch my big fat greek wedding, it's so true and could easily be called my big fat egyptian wedding