Tuesday, October 11, 2005

How to make the world's worst pot of rice!

Following up on trent's post "Zen and the Art of Steaming Rice", and my latest cooking lesson, here is how to make the world's worst pot of rice:

Get rice out of bag - wash rice thoroughly (it's the worst one not the dirtiest one) until the water is clear and transparent
then put rice in pot
forget to put butter
put water - don't boil it, coz you just don't know that you should boil it before hand
water should cover up the rice by 1.5 to 2 centimeters - you have to get one thing right huh?!
remember butter and just add it in there
turn stove on
leave till the water is no longer there - I have no idea what happens to it
then put it on low temperature, and cover it and leave it for 10 minutes!

Result? The world's least edible rice!
now try that for ifar when you have been fasting for 12 hours, you will love it anywayz

keep in mind - Pizza hut's number is 19000

5 comments:

Shireen said...

Pizza Hut?? I thought you were a loyal customer to Mc DOnalds.. :)

Babe, you want the easiest way to cook rice....
Add to your "want list" a rice maker, it's heaven...
You plug it in the electricity you put the water, the rice and leave it, till the botton goes off.. and Vola you can eat...!

Shireen said...

Oh forgot to add.....You don't need no butter, no oil, it's steamed rice, healthy and not fattening, plus you can also add some vegetables to it, like corn, peas, carrots....etc

Really nice dish

Superluli said...

hmmm can you cook pasta in it?!

but McDonald's for fetar?! not a good thing

Askoura said...

haha, that's really funny.
A good strategy to have your rice on Iftar. In theory you can eat anything - whether u like or not - when you are hungry.

The Dode said...

A rice cooker is simply a safe "boiling device".

You can use it to cook rice, pasta, soup, stew, curry, cous cous, etc, etc.

Anything that you can cook in a boiling pot of water, can be cooked in a rice cooker safely. It's one of the most effective tool in a kitchen.